Thanks for the Terrible Weekend

Writing Prompt: Write a thank-you note for a weekend visit where everything went wrong.

Dude,

Last weekend. Don’t worry about it. We all had a blast even though the dog decided to shit on the coats. We got a big laugh out of it, especially when we piled into your golf cart to that fancy French restaurant. And really. I know that you wanted to pay for dinner but completely understand that you had to get cash out first to pay the waitress for what happened last time. What happened then anyways? Topic for another time I guess.

Thanks!